The Guy

Isn't eating pork right now. Not for religious reasons, he's just sick of it. 

The Other Guy

Huffing glue at the flea market. 

The Other Other Guy

Wants to make custom pole vaults for underprivileged youth but doesn't know how or where to begin. 

Glorp

Glorp came to Earth as an ambassador for his people, the Glorpians. He is the Glorpiest of them all.

Ramin M.

Hi, my name is Ramin. I am a brown person who does funny things. Click on the IG button to check out what I'm up to.

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Butternut Billycream

• Trip Advisor at TripAdvisor

Joe Green

• Not actually Green. Not actually Joe, maybe? Joe Green is a bi-racial (but what two races?) stand-up comedian living in Austin, TX.

Dolly Dingus

• Impatiently waiting for the next season of Euphoria because she's addicted to watching 25 year-old actors pretend they're high schoolers who are getting railed by adults. 

Peter Potatoskin

• This man is a FRAUD. He is a con man through and through. DO NOT TRUST HIM. He will try to sell you on something, but we are begging you, DO NOT BUY IT! 

Your Mom

• Jesus, just look at her.